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Budness is good: City & Vape’s never before seen menu

In an April Fools joke gone too far, these products were briefly available at our shuttered illegal pot shop.

In the world of business, it’s better to fail fast.

In the world of business, it’s better to fail fast. Deb Cohn-Orbach/UCG/Universal Images Group via Getty Images

As an April Fools joke, City & State posted our latest venture: An illegal pot shop called City & Vape, which was quickly shut down by vigilant New York City Council Member Gale Brewer. To honor this business that only existed for two minutes, here’s what would’ve been on the New York politics-themed menu.

City & Vape's menu (Yinyang, Kseniia Gorova/Getty Images)

CITY & VAPE

Flower

Kuomo Kush

Heastie Hybrid

Socialist Rose Budz

North Country Blue Dream

Tappan Zaza Bridge

Room 9 Reefer

Vapes

Kathy Toke-ul

Andrea Stewart-Buzzins

Crystal Peoples-Smokes

Edibles

Gale Force Gummies

Buffalo Billion Brownies

Congestion Pricing Cookies

Eric’s Turkish Delights

Sleep Read Cannabis Tea