A not-quite-real sneak peek at the mayor’s new newsletter

Since the press corps simply isn’t nice enough, New York City Mayor Eric Adams is launching his own email newsletter to bring his news “direct to consumer.” Yes, the media critic mayor said all the great stuff he has been doing was “being distorted” or ignored by reporters, who are too damn opinionated these days.

The people want to “hear from Eric” – who, by the way, likes the press coverage better when he visits other cities and countries. Luckily, we got an advance look at some of the email subject lines from the new City Hall newsletter.

• Gas me up: Why electric stoves are for the swaggerless
• Wanderlust: Top 10 places I’ve traveled on my dime, my time
• Mayor tells all: Why I, a vegan, eat fish and you should too
• Raffle: Come to the Drake show with ME, the mayor
• Master of the Senate: How I got everything I wanted in Albany
• Breaking: All my friends are ethical, good people
• Besties: Crowded homeless shelters means the possibility of more friendships
• Photos: Inside my basement bedroom, which is not in New Jersey
• Financial fitness: Bitcoin is booming, actually
• Executive tips: Save time on interviews by hiring friends and family
• Poll: 9 in 10 migrants consider emergency shelters “exciting beachfront property”
• TRANSCRIPT: MAYOR ADAMS DELIVERS REMARKS AND RAISES THE HAITIAN FLAG WITH BOWLING GREEN ASSOCIATION
• Prudent reductions in spending are not “budget cuts”
• Celebrating Women’s History Month: Remember how I talked about clitoral stimulation that one time