As New Yorkers continue to practice social distancing, one brave governor brings us all together with his PowerPoint presentations. These slides were created as visual aids for Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s daily coronavirus press conferences, but their potential is so, so much greater.
Here are some slides that capture the existential horror of our new existence, courtesy of the state Executive Branch.
When nobody's giving you a chance to speak on Zoom
When you see the UberEats receipt
When you remember there are still technically weekends during all of this
When you put on real clothes for the first time in a week
When your cooped-up kids are misbehaving
When you hype yourself up to make it from the bed to the living room in the morning
When someone asks if you want to play basketball at the playground
When anyone asks you to do anything